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Eagles ’92 & ’94 Premiership players: Bombers’ alleged PED use a “blight on the game”

Eagles ’92 & ’94 Premiership players: Bombers’ alleged PED use a “blight on the game”

The West Coast Eagles’ 1992 and 1994 premiership winning squads have weighed-in on the Essendon Football Club’s performance enhancing drugs crisis, labeling the Bombers’ alleged use of the…

Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

The Essendon Football Club’s claim that a contentious drug administered to its playing group was sourced from New Mexico rather than Mexico has sensationally backfired this morning when…

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

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