Goodbye… for now.
Dear loyal reader, For the past few years two unassuming footy tragics have supplied you with footy comedy gold on a daily basis (except for that soft patch…
The Best of The Daily Maggot for 2012
To celebrate the end of the 2012 season, we have decided to publish our favourite 10 articles for the 2012 season. What were your favourites? 10. 9. Bastinac could…
Grand Final entertainment scandal – AFL book former Sydney Swan Paul Kelly
The AFL Grand Final entertainment schedule has again been immersed in controversy, with news that the AFL has mistakenly booked former Sydney Swans Captain Paul Kelly to perform…
Hawks bandwagon nearing maximum occupancy
Structural engineers hold concerns for the ability of the Hawthorn Football Club bandwagon to support any more people. The bandwagon, which departed Glenferrie Oval in early September, is…
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Carlton fan strangely absent from work today
The Carlton supporter who sits next to you at work called-in sick today the Associated…
“What did you expect when you hire a fitness manager called ‘The Weapon’?”: The Weapon
Essendon high performance manager, Dean ‘The Weapon’ Robinson, has defended himself amidst criticism that he…
Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player
Lifelong Kangaroos fan Troy Makepeace “swore [he] saw a North Melbourne player ” in the…
AFL to interview Blind Freddy as part of Dees tanking investigation
The AFL Tanking investigation into Melbourne’s 2009 season has been widened today with news that…
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