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Dear loyal reader, For the past few years two unassuming footy tragics have supplied you with footy comedy gold on a daily basis (except for that soft patch in July…
Travis Cloke appointed to Visy Board
Cardboard and packaging manufacturer Visy Industries, has appointed Collingwood forward Travis Cloke to the company’s Board. Cloke will become the 8th member of the private company’s Board, and will take…
TDM presents “The Regrettables” – the AFL’s worst trades in one team
With media talk of the introduction of a mid-season draft and trade period, The Daily Maggot is please to release The Regrettables – a team of AFL trade debacles. The Regrettables is a…
The Daily Maggot Facebook and Twitter Ticket Giveaway
As we mentioned earlier in the week, The Daily Maggot is giving away tickets this week to lucky readers who either “like” The Daily Maggot on Facebook or “follows” The Daily…
MCG Tickets Giveaway – Help The Daily Maggot sell-out
The Daily Maggot is giving away tickets this week to lucky readers who either “like” The Daily Maggot on Facebook or “follows” The Daily Maggot on Twitter. That’s right, 4 tickets…
Zac Dawson to finally reward Saints faith
Fremantle recruit Zac Dawson is confident he will play his best game for the St Kilda Football Club tonight. “I am really looking forward to giving something back to the…
Government pay Murphy’s fine for giving finger to Collingwood cheer-squad
The Australian Government has taken the extraordinary step of fully subsidising Carlton midfielder Marc Murphy’s $900 fine for giving the finger to the Collingwood cheer-squad. “We are elected by the…
Humble Blues release 2012 Premiership memorabilia
Carlton coach Brett Ratten has declared that the club is not getting ahead of itself, despite yesterday launching a comprehensive range of 2012 AFL Premiership memorabilia. “Yeah we’re really trying to keep a lid…
Dons fear Hocking contracts douche following Reimers’ dog bite
The Essendon Football Club has grave concerns that midfielder Heath Hocking may have contracted potent strains of the Douche and W@nker viruses after being bitten by teammate Kyle Reimers’ dog…
Vale Stoneham Sightings
Somewhat unsurprisingly, whilst walking down Collins St this morning, The Daily Maggot ran into Barry Stoneham. At the request of the great man himself, “Stoneham Sightings” will be discontinued immediately.…
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