Mifsud betrays own confidence, leaks whereabouts to media
The AFL’s loose-lipped community engagement manager, Jason Mifsud, breached his own confidence yesterday when he advertently leaked the whereabouts of his current hiding place to Grant Thomas. “I spoke with Jason…
The Daily Maggot launches Stoneham Sightings
Ever walked down the street and seen Barry Stoneham? Ever walked down a completely different street on that same day and seen Barry Stoneham again? As the vast majority of…
Media to consider being objective in assessment of Naitanui
The AFL Media Association has shocked the football world by claiming that its members will consider objectively evaluating West Coast ruckman Nic Naitanui’s form during the 2012 season. Naitanui has been the…
Bastinac could be the next Greenwood: Scott
North Melbourne coach Brad Scott is hopeful that young gun and GWS target Ryan Bastinac could meet the middling heights set by fellow Kanagaroos on-baller Levi Greenwood in recent seasons. “We…
Football world in shock as Voss outcoaches counterpart
The football world and broader Australian community are in shock today following news that Brisbane coach Michael Voss out-coached his Melbourne counterpart on Saturday. “The way they were playing became…
AFL officially declares pre-season form worthless
Following Carlton’s win over Richmond at the MCG last night, AFL CEO and well-known campaigner against free thought, Andrew Demetriou, has declared pre-season form to be “absolutely f*cking worthless.” Demetriou’s…
RIP Jim Stynes
Today is not a day for footy satire. Jim Stynes was the childhood hero of two of The Maggots and held in the highest regard by the other. Our thoughts…
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