Phil Scully vows to take criticism on the chins
In the lead up to his son’s match against his former club Melbourne on Saturday, Greater Western Sydney recruiter Phil Scully has vowed to take any criticism for his controversial…
AFL amends father/son rule to cater for expansion clubs
The AFL has announced a dramatic change to the father/son rule which will allow expansion clubs Greater Western Sydney and the Gold Coast to select any player who has, or…
Dees break through for first GWS victory in club’s 153 year history
The Melbourne Football Club has broken the longest drought in professional sports, beating Greater Western Sydney yesterday at the MCG for the first time in its 153 year history. The…
Giants set to rest key players for clash against lowly Dees
Greater Western Sydney Head of Marketing, Kevin Sheedy, has announced that the Giants will rest a number of key players for Sunday’s match against Melbourne at the MCG. Opposition clubs,…
Melbourne Earthquake linked to Phil Scully’s return
The US Geological Survey believe the 5.3 magnitude earthquake which rocked Victoria last night may have been caused by the return of Greater Western Sydney recruiter Phil Scully to the…
GWS in damage control as drunk players succumb to Voss-coached Lions
Greater Western Sydney is in damage control after it was revealed its players were still intoxicated during yesterday’s 92-point loss to Brisbane after a week-long celebration following the club’s historic…
I left Melbourne to chase success: Scully
Greater Western Sydney recruit Tom Scully has declared that he left the Melbourne Football Club last season for GWS solely to pursue on-field success. Melbourne, universally renowned and now objectively regarded as…
AFL hopeful of attendance at GWS vs Gold Coast
AFL CEO Andrew Demetriou is “cautiously optimistic” that there will be an attendance at Saturday’s match in Canberra between expansion clubs Greater Western Sydney and the Gold Coast.…
David Cloke joins GWS recruiting staff
Greater Western Sydney has appointed David Cloke as a recruiter for the fledgling club. The Giants are known to be pursuing the services of David’s son, out-of-contract Collingwood power forward…
Sheedy inadvertently delivers GWS inaugural pre-match address
Greater Western Sydney spokesman Kevin Sheedy inadvertently delivered the fledgling club’s inaugural pre-match address on Saturday night. The Daily Maggot understands that Giants coach Mark Williams was originally scheduled to…
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