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GWS in damage control as drunk players succumb to Voss-coached Lions

GWS in damage control as drunk players succumb to Voss-coached Lions

Greater Western Sydney is in damage control after it was revealed its players were still intoxicated during yesterday’s 92-point loss to Brisbane after a week-long celebration following the club’s historic…

Brisbane Lions quarantined after exposure to Kyle Reimers

Brisbane Lions quarantined after exposure to Kyle Reimers

The Brisbane City Council has quarantined the entire Brisbane Lions playing list after they unwittingly became exposed to Kyle Reimers on Saturday night. “At this stage it’s simply a precautionary…

Voss dictatorship nears collapse

Voss dictatorship nears collapse

A week after the forced retirement of Osama “Ozzie” Bin Laden, the reign of another brutal autocrat, Michael Voss, appears set to end. Voss, well-known for his dubious related-party dealings…

AFL declares no-fly zone over GABBA

AFL declares no-fly zone over GABBA

  A trench believed to have been used by rebel Brisbane Lions players The AFL declared a no-fly zone over the GABBA today as the battle between rebel-players and dictator…