Grand Final entertainment scandal – AFL book former Sydney Swan Paul Kelly
The AFL Grand Final entertainment schedule has again been immersed in controversy, with news that the AFL has mistakenly booked former Sydney Swans Captain Paul Kelly to perform at this…
Dockers appoint Brett Kirk as Spiritual Leader
The Fremantle Dockers have appointed former Sydney Swans captain Brett Kirk as the club’s “Spiritual Leader” for the 2013 season. Following a recent amendment to AFL rules, it is now…
Roos finals commentary role in jeopardy following allegations of Swans bias
Paul Roos’ finals commentary role is in jeopardy this morning after the Swans’ drought-breaking Premiership coach was widely criticized for “repeatedly barracking” during Fox Sports’ coverage of Sydney’s narrow loss…
Swans engage Luke Nolen to provide tips on fading out during sporting events
The Sydney Football club has engaged the services of Black Caviar’s jockey, Luke Nolen, to advise on how best to fade out in the concluding stages of a sporting event.…
Nation shocked as Paul Roos makes observation without reference to Swans coaching days
The football world is in shock this morning following news than Fox Sports commentator Paul Roos made a comment without reference to his days as coach of the Sydney Swans.…
Swans to secure Grandmother Kennelly under rarely used Grandmother / Grandson Rule
The Sydney Swans are poised to secure Tadhg Kennelly’s 88-year-old grandmother, Ms Kennelly, under the rarely utilised Grandmother /Grandson Rule. Kennelly, analysing Sydney’s emphatic 101-point demolition of the Melbourne Football…
Swans confident of mention in Sydney media
On the back of its unbeaten start to the 2012 season, the Sydney Football Club is “cautiously optimistic” that they will receive “at least one f*cking mention” in the Sydney…
Swans will beef-up behind-kicking options to beat Cats: Longmire
Sydney coach John Longmire has flagged that a full team effort will be required from the Swans to ensure they are again capable of kicking enough behinds to post a…
Umpires laugh off suggestion Goodes wont poll 3 Brownlow votes
AFL umpires boss, Jeff Gieschen, has laughed off media suggestion that Sydney Swans captain Adam Goodes will not poll 3 Brownlow votes in Saturday night’s 1-point loss to Essendon. “As in…
AFL praises Swans fans’ knowledgeable abuse of umpires
The AFL has leapt to the defence of enraged Sydney Swans supporters who verbally abused field umpires as they left the SCG following Sunday’s loss to the Fremantle Dockers. “Sure,…
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