DNA testing reveals Gerard Healy to be Naitanui’s father
Emergency DNA testing ordered last night after West Coast ruckman Nic Naitanui was selected in the 2012 All Australian Team has revealed that veteran selector Gerard Healy is in fact…
Dockers appoint Brett Kirk as Spiritual Leader
The Fremantle Dockers have appointed former Sydney Swans captain Brett Kirk as the club’s “Spiritual Leader” for the 2013 season. Following a recent amendment to AFL rules, it is now…
AFL Match Review Panel refer Selwood brother incident directly to parents
The Match Review Panel (MRP) last night took the extraordinary step of referring the misconduct charge against Geelong captain Joel Selwood for pushing his brother Adam directly to the pair’s parents.…
Australian Government advises against travel to Patersons Stadium
The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has advised Australians to defer all non-essential travel to Patersons Stadium. Geelong coach Chris Scott launched an official complaint with the AFL…
Eagles concede historic first home free-kick
Warnock on the receiving end of Lynch’s figure-four leg lock In what may prove with time to be a turning point in the ongoing battle for impartial officiating in AFL matches,…
Crows/Eagles lobby AFL for Adelaide/Perth Grand Final
In a move that’s sure to further infuriate Victorian football purists, the West Coast Eagles and Adelaide Crows have begun lobbying the AFL to move this year’s Grand Final to…
Colombian altitude training camp sees Eagles gaunt and underweight ahead of Blues clash
The West Coast Eagles are long odds to beat Carlton tonight after the team returned gaunt and underweight from an altitude-training camp during last week’s bye in Medellin, Colombia. Originally…
Ross Lyon’s poor investment decisions revealed – TWM exclusive!
Following Ross Lyon’s frank admission that his GFC-induced financial situation was a partial motivator behind his move to the Dockers, The White Maggot sat down with his former financial advisor to…
Ross Lyon vows to finish what he started at St Kilda with Fremantle
Ross Lyon has revealed exclusively to The White Maggot that a desire to replicate his still unfinished business with St Kilda at Fremantle was a driving force behind his shock decision to join the Dockers…
Heppell wins Rising Star as selectors admit to never hearing of Luke Shuey
Essendon teenager Dyson Heppell won the NAB Rising Star award yesterday after the predominantly Victorian selection panel admitted to having “never f*cking heard of Luke Shuey.” Six of the eight selection panel…
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