Hawks bandwagon nearing maximum occupancy
Structural engineers hold concerns for the ability of the Hawthorn Football Club bandwagon to support any more people. The bandwagon, which departed Glenferrie Oval in early September, is expected to…
Brent Guerra’s hamstring tipped to get own reality show on Channel Seven
The unrelenting media focus on Brent Guerra’s left hamstring over the finals series, has landed the muscle its own reality show on Chanel Seven. Guerra’s hamstring, which was injured in…
Wellingham fringe injury compounds Magpies loss
Collingwood midfielder and inner-north Melbourne resident, Sharrod Wellingham, badly damaged his fringe in Collingwood’s preliminary final loss to Sydney on Friday night. Wellingham took himself straight off the ground following…
Watson quinellas Essendon Best and Fairest
Essendon Captain Jobe Watson has remarkably quinellad the Essendon Best and Fairest for the 2012 season. Watson polled 361 votes for first and 327 votes for second in the count. Brent…
New law to require Josh Gibson to attend all pretentious openings
Victorian Parliament enacted legislation yesterday that will require all future events publicising the opening of an inner-Melbourne venue to be attended by Hawthorn full-back Josh Gibson. The legislation makes it…
The Daily Maggot’s Top 10 articles for the 2012 season
Born out of a combination of crippling writer’s block and a desire to shamelessly promote ourselves, The Daily Maggot today launches its Top 10 list for the 2012 season. Our…
Pies’ Fasolo suspended for doing charity work not in presence of media
The Collingwood Football Club has suffered a blow ahead of Saturday night’s semi-final, suspending unnecessarily arrogant small-forward Alex Fasolo for undertaking charity work whilst not in the presence of media.…
Victorians treated for shock following Malthouse appointment as Carlton coach
The Royal Melbourne hospital has been inundated with patients suffering severe shock following the appointment of Mick Malthouse as Carlton senior coach yesterday. Despite comments from Carlton that Malthouse was…
RIP John McCarthy
Out of respect for John McCarthy and his family, there will be no post today.…
“I thought he was shorter” – Maxwell on Puopolo hit
Collingwood Captain and self-proclaimed war veteran Nick Maxwell has defended his behind the play hit on Paul Puopolo, saying he thought the Hawthorn small-forward was far shorter. Puopolo was taken…
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