The Daily Maggot’s proposal for a new AFL Fixture
After almost 2 seasons writing largely defamatory articles about the football industry, The Daily Maggot has decided to give something back. Today, we propose a new fixture structure for the…
Introducing “The Offspring” – a team of AFL father/son picks that didn’t quite work out
With the Travis Cloke saga looking like it will drag out for the entire season and some, we thought we’d milk everything we could out of it, sort of like…
AFL amends father/son rule to cater for expansion clubs
The AFL has announced a dramatic change to the father/son rule which will allow expansion clubs Greater Western Sydney and the Gold Coast to select any player who has, or…
Video Review System provides conclusive decision
There are unconfirmed reports circulating today that the AFL video review system provided a definitive and conclusive outcome during a round 17 match. The system, which allows a goal or…
Breaking news: The ‘F*ck Ups’ Challenge ‘The Flops’
Based on the comments we’ve received this morning, ‘The F*ck Ups’ have been formed to challenge ‘The Flops’. What a disappointing match this is likely to be. We’ve been unable to come up…
Presenting ‘The Flops’ – The worst AFL draft selections in one team
In continuing its tradition of running jokes into the ground, The Daily Maggot is pleased to present ‘The Flops’ – a team of AFL draft picks who haven’t quite come on.…
TDM proudly presents “The Egos” – the AFL’s most arrogant team
On the back of the success of ‘The Regretables’ and ‘The Letdowns’, The Daily Maggot today launches ‘The Egos’ – a team of AFL players who possess sizeable egos. The team…
AFL positive drug tests at record lows as masking agent use soars
The AFL has lauded the success of its 3-strike drug policy after only 6 players returned positive tests to illicit drugs and a record 324 players tested positive to masking…
“The Letdowns” challenge “The Regretables” for the Worst AFL Trades team crown
Following the unprecedented response to our unveiling of The Regretables this morning, The Daily Maggot has learnt that The Letdowns have sought to challenge The Regretables for the Worst AFL Trades crown. Their line-up is set out below. Who would win? The…
Nick Lower placed in protective custody following threats from enraged Dreamteam coaches
Fremantle’s finals chances were dealt a huge blow yesterday when Nick Lower was forced into hiding after thousands of enraged Dreamteam coaches crossed the Nullarbor in search of the midfielder. The…
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