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Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

The Essendon Football Club’s claim that a contentious drug administered to its playing group was sourced from New Mexico rather than Mexico has sensationally backfired this morning when notorious albeit…

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

With local footy competitions nearing their completion, the time of year most feared by the good folk at the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade creeps ever closer… Footy Trip…

The Daily Maggot’s proposal for a new AFL Fixture

After almost 2 seasons writing largely defamatory articles about the football industry, The Daily Maggot has decided to give something back. Today, we propose a new fixture structure for the…

Introducing “The Offspring” – a team of AFL father/son picks that didn’t quite work out

Introducing “The Offspring” – a team of AFL father/son picks that didn’t quite work out

With the Travis Cloke saga looking like it will drag out for the entire season and some, we thought we’d milk everything we could out of it, sort of like…

AFL amends father/son rule to cater for expansion clubs

AFL amends father/son rule to cater for expansion clubs

The AFL has announced a dramatic change to the father/son rule which will allow expansion clubs Greater Western Sydney and the Gold Coast to select any player who has, or…

Video Review System provides conclusive decision

Video Review System provides conclusive decision

There are unconfirmed reports circulating today that the AFL video review system provided a definitive and conclusive outcome during a round 17 match. The system, which allows a goal or…

Breaking news: The ‘F*ck Ups’ Challenge ‘The Flops’

Breaking news: The ‘F*ck Ups’ Challenge ‘The Flops’

Based on the comments we’ve received this morning, ‘The F*ck Ups’ have been formed to challenge ‘The Flops’. What a disappointing match this is likely to be. We’ve been unable to come up…

Presenting ‘The Flops’ – The worst AFL draft selections in one team

Presenting ‘The Flops’ – The worst AFL draft selections in one team

In continuing its tradition of running jokes into the ground, The Daily Maggot is pleased to present ‘The Flops’ – a team of AFL draft picks who haven’t quite come on.…

TDM proudly presents “The Egos” – the AFL’s most arrogant team

TDM proudly presents “The Egos” – the AFL’s most arrogant team

On the back of the success of ‘The Regretables’ and ‘The Letdowns’, The Daily Maggot today launches ‘The Egos’ – a team of AFL players who possess sizeable egos. The team…

AFL positive drug tests at record lows as masking agent use soars

AFL positive drug tests at record lows as masking agent use soars

The AFL has lauded the success of its 3-strike drug policy after only 6 players returned positive tests to illicit drugs and a record 324 players tested positive to masking…

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