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“I once killed a house full of people” – Big Brother contestant reveals “secret”

“I once killed a house full of people” – Big Brother contestant reveals “secret”

The Big Brother house was last night thrown into a state of chaos after a contestant was made to reveal their “secret” that they had once murdered a house full…

Oxford award Dermott Brereton honoury Ph.D in Linguistics

Oxford award Dermott Brereton honoury Ph.D in Linguistics

Oxford University, the world’s oldest and second most prestigious university behind La Trobe’s Bundoora campus, has awarded Hawthorn champion Dermott Brereton an honoury Ph.D in Linguistics for his peerless use of first-person singular pronouns.…

Writer’s block threatens to derail Herald Sun’s grand final preparation

Writer’s block threatens to derail Herald Sun’s grand final preparation

A severe case of writer’s block is threatening to curtail the Herald Sun’s Grand Final week preparations. Editors and journalists have reportedly been locked in around-the-clock brainstorming sessions this week…

Student “like totally stunned” to see Andrew Welsh on TV

Student “like totally stunned” to see Andrew Welsh on TV

19 yearold commerce student Toby Delaney was reportedly “like totally f*cking stunned” on Saturday afternoon when he caught a glimpse of Andrew Welsh during Channel Ten’s broadcast of the match between West Coast and Essendon.…

Outrage as Andrew Maher struggles to conceal erect!on during Judd interview

Outrage as Andrew Maher struggles to conceal erect!on during Judd interview

Channel Ten was inundated with phone calls from concerned viewers on Saturday night after it became apparent host Andrew Maher was struggling to conceal an erect!on during his post-match interview with…

McGuire pre-selected for London Olympics after perfect Heath Shaw backflip

McGuire pre-selected for London Olympics after perfect Heath Shaw backflip

Collingwood Football Club president Eddie McGuire is the toast of the Australian gymnastics world today after he was officially pre-selected for the London 2012 Olympic Games overnight. It is believed…

Poignant, considered Lloyd observation leaves viewers stunned

Poignant, considered Lloyd observation leaves viewers stunned

Matthew Lloyd stunned his Channel Ten co-hosts and viewers alike on Saturday night when he provided meaningful insight into the Richmond Football Club’s psyche which ultimately proved true. During a…

AFL media defend blatant refusal to acknowledge Essendon form slump

AFL media defend blatant refusal to acknowledge Essendon form slump

The AFL Media Association has defended its blatant refusal to in any way acknowledge the Essendon Football Club’s recent form slump. The form slump, which has seen the Bombers drop…

AFL Press Association seeks stand-in f*ck-up to replace Fevola

AFL Press Association seeks stand-in f*ck-up to replace Fevola

The AFL Press Association has commenced an audition process to find a replacement f*ck-up to stand-in for the absent Brendan Fevola for the remainder of the 2011 season. The AFL…

Dalai Lama to impart PR wisdom on Harry O’Brien

Dalai Lama to impart PR wisdom on Harry O’Brien

The Dalai Lama has confirmed he will meet Harry O’Brien on his next tour of Australia in order to impart public relations and social media wisdom upon the overrated Collingwood…

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