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Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

The Carlton supporter who sits next to you at work called-in sick today the Associated Press reported. Seemingly in fine health and spirits on Friday, something must have happened over…

“What did you expect when you hire a fitness manager called ‘The Weapon’?”: The Weapon

“What did you expect when you hire a fitness manager called ‘The Weapon’?”: The Weapon

Essendon high performance manager, Dean ‘The Weapon’ Robinson, has defended himself amidst criticism that he is to blame for the Bombers’ growing injury list, claiming his self-imposed nickname was intended…

Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player

Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player

Lifelong Kangaroos fan Troy Makepeace “swore [he] saw a North Melbourne player ” in the Melbourne CBD yesterday afternoon. “I was sitting in a cafe minding my own business and…

AFL to interview Blind Freddy as part of Dees tanking investigation

AFL to interview Blind Freddy as part of Dees tanking investigation

The AFL Tanking investigation into Melbourne’s 2009 season has been widened today with news that AFL Integrity Officer, Brett Clothier, will interview Blind Freddy as part of the probe. The…

Majority of Bombers fans still believe it’s 2000: Report

Majority of Bombers fans still believe it’s 2000: Report

The vast majority of Essendon supporters still believe it to be the year 2000, a report released yesterday by the University of Melbourne’s Centre for Unnecessary and Irrelevant Research revealed.…

“I once killed a house full of people” – Big Brother contestant reveals “secret”

“I once killed a house full of people” – Big Brother contestant reveals “secret”

The Big Brother house was last night thrown into a state of chaos after a contestant was made to reveal their “secret” that they had once murdered a house full…

Oxford award Dermott Brereton honoury Ph.D in Linguistics

Oxford award Dermott Brereton honoury Ph.D in Linguistics

Oxford University, the world’s oldest and second most prestigious university behind La Trobe’s Bundoora campus, has awarded Hawthorn champion Dermott Brereton an honoury Ph.D in Linguistics for his peerless use of first-person singular pronouns.…

Koschitzke on verge of breakout game: Watters

Koschitzke on verge of breakout game: Watters

After 194 games, 243 goals and 58 poorly-timed celebratory high-fives, Saints coach Scott Watters believes his club’s enigmatic big man, Justin Koschitzke, is on the verge of a career-defining breakout…

AFL Match Review Panel refer Selwood brother incident directly to parents

AFL Match Review Panel refer Selwood brother incident directly to parents

The Match Review Panel (MRP) last night took the extraordinary step of referring the misconduct charge against Geelong captain Joel Selwood for pushing his brother Adam directly to the pair’s parents.…

Australian Government advises against travel to Patersons Stadium

Australian Government advises against travel to Patersons Stadium

The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has advised Australians to defer all non-essential travel to Patersons Stadium. Geelong coach Chris Scott launched an official complaint with the AFL…

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