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Victorians treated for shock following Malthouse appointment as Carlton coach

Victorians treated for shock following Malthouse appointment as Carlton coach

The Royal Melbourne hospital has been inundated with patients suffering severe shock following the appointment of Mick Malthouse as Carlton senior coach yesterday. Despite comments from Carlton that Malthouse was…

Travis Cloke appointed to Visy Board

Travis Cloke appointed to Visy Board

Cardboard and packaging manufacturer Visy Industries, has appointed Collingwood forward Travis Cloke to the company’s Board. Cloke will become the 8th member of the private company’s Board, and will take…

Brett Ratten linked to vacant Carlton coaching job

Brett Ratten linked to vacant Carlton coaching job

The Carlton Football Club has launched a bold bid to secure Brett Ratten as the club’s senior coach for the 2013 season. As has been the case in recent years…

Former Collingwood coach seen dancing on gravesite in Carlton cemetery

Former Collingwood coach seen dancing on gravesite in Carlton cemetery

A man fitting the description of a former coach of the Collingwood Football Club was yesterday seen dancing jubilantly on a freshly laid grave in the Melbourne General Cemetery in…

Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

The Carlton supporter who sits next to you at work called-in sick today the Associated Press reported. Seemingly in fine health and spirits on Friday, something must have happened over…

“Dees didn’t tank enough”: McLean on move to Blues

“Dees didn’t tank enough”: McLean on move to Blues

Northern Bullants midfielder Brock McLean has admitted he left Melbourne for Carlton at the end of the 2009 season, as he felt uncomfortable with the Demons’ focus on tanking and…

Judd admits “I needed an extra shoulder to carry Carlton burden”

Judd admits “I needed an extra shoulder to carry Carlton burden”

Carlton captain Chris Judd will plead for leniency from the AFL Tribunal for his controversial and malicious assault on Kangaroo Leigh Adams, admitting he was attempting to steal an additional shoulder to…

Carlton fans rediscover use of social media

Carlton fans rediscover use of social media

Supporters of the Carlton Football Club have rediscovered their Facebook pages and Twitter accounts following the Blues’ emphatic victory over Collingwood on Friday night.  After being largely inactive for the…

Hipsters ostracise Wellingham following Simpson hit

Hipsters ostracise Wellingham following Simpson hit

Melbourne’s hipster community is believed to have ostracised Collingwood midfielder Sharrod Wellingham following his indiscriminate attack on Carlton’s Kade Simpson on Friday night. “We just like, you know, totally don’t…

Carlton re-appoints Brett Ratten as senior coach until 2016

Carlton re-appoints Brett Ratten as senior coach until 2016

The Carlton Football Club has re-appointed Brett Ratten as senior coach until the end of the 2016 season. Carlton president Stephen Kernahan made the surprise announcement this morning at Blues…

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