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Eagles ’92 & ’94 Premiership players: Bombers’ alleged PED use a “blight on the game”

Eagles ’92 & ’94 Premiership players: Bombers’ alleged PED use a “blight on the game”

The West Coast Eagles’ 1992 and 1994 premiership winning squads have weighed-in on the Essendon Football Club’s performance enhancing drugs crisis, labeling the Bombers’ alleged use of the banned substance…

Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg source of Dons’ New Mexico drugs: exclusive

The Essendon Football Club’s claim that a contentious drug administered to its playing group was sourced from New Mexico rather than Mexico has sensationally backfired this morning when notorious albeit…

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

The Maggot presents: the ultimate footy trip player guide

With local footy competitions nearing their completion, the time of year most feared by the good folk at the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade creeps ever closer… Footy Trip…

Goodbye… for now.

Goodbye… for now.

Dear loyal reader, For the past few years two unassuming footy tragics have supplied you with footy comedy gold on a daily basis (except for that soft patch in July…

The Best of The Daily Maggot for 2012

The Best of The Daily Maggot for 2012

To celebrate the end of the 2012 season, we have decided to publish our favourite 10 articles for the 2012 season. What were your favourites?  10.  9. Bastinac could be the…

Grand Final entertainment scandal – AFL book former Sydney Swan Paul Kelly

Grand Final entertainment scandal – AFL book former Sydney Swan Paul Kelly

The AFL Grand Final entertainment schedule has again been immersed in controversy, with news that the AFL has mistakenly booked former Sydney Swans Captain Paul Kelly to perform at this…

Hawks bandwagon nearing maximum occupancy

Hawks bandwagon nearing maximum occupancy

Structural engineers hold concerns for the ability of the Hawthorn Football Club bandwagon to support any more people. The bandwagon, which departed Glenferrie Oval in early September, is expected to…

Brent Guerra’s hamstring tipped to get own reality show on Channel Seven

Brent Guerra’s hamstring tipped to get own reality show on Channel Seven

The unrelenting media focus on Brent Guerra’s left hamstring  over the finals series, has landed the muscle its own reality show on Chanel Seven.  Guerra’s hamstring, which was injured in…

Wellingham fringe injury compounds Magpies loss

Wellingham fringe injury compounds Magpies loss

Collingwood midfielder and inner-north Melbourne resident, Sharrod Wellingham, badly damaged his fringe in Collingwood’s preliminary final loss to Sydney on Friday night.  Wellingham took himself straight off the ground following…

Watson quinellas Essendon Best and Fairest

Watson quinellas Essendon Best and Fairest

Essendon Captain Jobe Watson has remarkably quinellad the Essendon Best and Fairest for the 2012 season. Watson polled 361 votes for first and 327 votes for second in the count. Brent…

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