Goodbye… for now.
Dear loyal reader, For the past few years two unassuming footy tragics have supplied you with footy comedy gold on a daily basis (except for that soft patch in July…
The Best of The Daily Maggot for 2012
To celebrate the end of the 2012 season, we have decided to publish our favourite 10 articles for the 2012 season. What were your favourites? 10. 9. Bastinac could be the…
Grand Final entertainment scandal – AFL book former Sydney Swan Paul Kelly
The AFL Grand Final entertainment schedule has again been immersed in controversy, with news that the AFL has mistakenly booked former Sydney Swans Captain Paul Kelly to perform at this…
Hawks bandwagon nearing maximum occupancy
Structural engineers hold concerns for the ability of the Hawthorn Football Club bandwagon to support any more people. The bandwagon, which departed Glenferrie Oval in early September, is expected to…
Brent Guerra’s hamstring tipped to get own reality show on Channel Seven
The unrelenting media focus on Brent Guerra’s left hamstring over the finals series, has landed the muscle its own reality show on Chanel Seven. Guerra’s hamstring, which was injured in…
Wellingham fringe injury compounds Magpies loss
Collingwood midfielder and inner-north Melbourne resident, Sharrod Wellingham, badly damaged his fringe in Collingwood’s preliminary final loss to Sydney on Friday night. Wellingham took himself straight off the ground following…
Watson quinellas Essendon Best and Fairest
Essendon Captain Jobe Watson has remarkably quinellad the Essendon Best and Fairest for the 2012 season. Watson polled 361 votes for first and 327 votes for second in the count. Brent…
New law to require Josh Gibson to attend all pretentious openings
Victorian Parliament enacted legislation yesterday that will require all future events publicising the opening of an inner-Melbourne venue to be attended by Hawthorn full-back Josh Gibson. The legislation makes it…
2012 Over-rated All Australian Team
The Daily Maggot is proud to present its second annual TDM Overrated All-Australian Team. There have been 12 changes from last year. The admission criteria is simple. We seek to honour the…
DNA testing reveals Gerard Healy to be Naitanui’s father
Emergency DNA testing ordered last night after West Coast ruckman Nic Naitanui was selected in the 2012 All Australian Team has revealed that veteran selector Gerard Healy is in fact…
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