Ponting defects to NSW in bid to save test career
Former Australian test captain and life-long Tasmanian, Ricky Ponting, has reportedly taken the extraordinary step of defecting to New South Wales in order to ensure his selection for the upcoming Boxing…
Kim Jong-Un attacks Cricket Australia over opaque selection policy
Kim Jong-Un, successor to his deceased father Kim Jong-Il as North Korea’s leader, has used his first public address to launch a scathing attack on Cricket Australia’s lack of transparency…
Ricky Ponting Refuses To Leave Hobart House-Party
Former Australian test captain Ricky Ponting is alleged to have overstayed his welcome at a Hobart house-party on Monday night following Australia’s dismal second test lost to New Zealand. “Early…
Port Adelaide ecstatic at securing PASS in AFL draft
While the 2011 AFL Draft was always going to be dominated by Greater Western Sydney, the Port Adelaide Football Club are quietly confident they’ve kick-started their rebuild by drafting PASS…
Phil Scully’s GWS employment linked to obesity litigation threat
Contrary to reports in yesterday’s Herald Sun that their employment of Phil Scully, father of gun recruit Tom, as a talent-scout was a ploy by GWS to poach his son,…
Goodbye… for now
All good things must come to an end and some mediocre things, such as satirical football blogs, must end too… or at least take some time-off during the off-season. Over…
Most popular TWM article announced – #1 TWM Countdown
Well it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. We can imagine what the water-cooler chat has been like all week – “A best-of within their first 6 months? Who…
Impoverished Roos forced to host Grand Final breakfast at soup kitchen
In the furthest indication yet of the widening gap between the “haves” and “have nots” of the AFL, the North Melbourne Football Club has been forced to host its traditional…
Ricky Nixon Scandal – #2 TWM Countdown
When you’re writing a satirical football blog, you pray for incidents like the scandal that engulfed Ricky Nixon earlier this season. Here are our favourites from the multitude of articles…
Victoria Police warn of increased presence of Magpies fans in Melbourne CBD tomorrow
Victorian Police have taken the unprecedented step of advising football fans planning to attend Friday’s Grand Final parade to leave all valuables at home. “We are committed to protecting the…
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