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Demons leverage attractive female supporter base to retain young talent

Demons leverage attractive female supporter base to retain young talent

With the threat of a bidding war with Greater Western Sydney for its plethora of young talent hanging over their head, the Melbourne Football Club‘s list management department has taken…

Asterisks to be etched onto Hawks’ 2008 Premiership Cup

Asterisks to be etched onto Hawks’ 2008 Premiership Cup

The AFL has commenced legal action to compel the Hawthorn Football Club to turn in its questionably deserved 2008 Premiership cup so that an asterisks may be etched on it.…

Seven’s AFL broadcast rights in jeopardy after McAvaney gaff

Seven’s AFL broadcast rights in jeopardy after McAvaney gaff

The AFL has issued Channel Seven with a ‘please explain’ letter following an on-air incident during last Sunday’s broadcast of the epic draw between Melbourne and the Sydney Swans. The…

Round 1 review: About last night…

Round 1 review: About last night…

St Kilda coach Ross Lyon and Geelong‘s Chris Scott have made a pact that what occurred between their teams last Friday night will just be their little secret. “I woke up…

Club doctors want concussion bar raised

Club doctors want concussion bar raised

Several leading AFL doctors have expressed concern over how to implement the AFL’s controversial new concussion policy with many believing it will render pointless their already questionable adherence to the…

Remorse at Miller recruitment overshadows season kick-off for Tigers

Remorse at Miller recruitment overshadows season kick-off for Tigers

Richmond coach Damien Hardwick was caught off-guard at yesterday’s pre-match press conference when asked when, if at all, mature-age recruit Brad Miller would be seen in action. “I don’t know…

Umpires to consider penalising Jolly in 2011

Umpires to consider penalising Jolly in 2011

Collingwood’s odds of back-to-back Premierships eased with bookmakers yesterday following Umpires Department boss Geoff Gieschen’s shock announcement that in season 2011 AFL umpires will be open to considering penalising Darren Jolly for interference at…

AFL declares no-fly zone over GABBA

AFL declares no-fly zone over GABBA

  A trench believed to have been used by rebel Brisbane Lions players The AFL declared a no-fly zone over the GABBA today as the battle between rebel-players and dictator…

Nixon’s accreditation suspended due to bad haircut

Nixon’s accreditation suspended due to bad haircut

Star player manager Ricky Nixon‘s AFL accreditation was suspended today by the AFLPA after David Galbally QC handed down the findings of a three-week investigation into his allegedly dated and…

Students choose algebra over North Melbourne-run clinic

Students choose algebra over North Melbourne-run clinic

  In a cruel blow to their psyche on the eve of the 2011 AFL season, several North Melbourne players were earlier today turned away from a suburban primary school…