Cousins ‘high’ on fatherhood
Ben Cousins has spoken exclusively to The White Maggot about his new role as father-to-be. “When I heard the news, it was pure ecstasy” exclaimed Cousins whilst still trying to…
Hunt’s $500,000 goal may sink Suns
The Gold Coast Suns are facing draft sanctions and other punitive measures after it was revealed that Karmichael Hunt’s 60-metre goal in Saturday night’s clash against Geelong caused the club…
Dreamteam coaches fury as Goddard fails to return after neck injury
St Kilda star Brendan Goddard is recovering today after being subjected to a barrage of verbal insults from two outraged Dreamteam coaches on his arrival at Melbourne Airport yesterday morning.…
Andrew Bogut puts up reward for missing Western Bulldogs
NBA Basketball star Andrew Bogut has offered a significant financial reward to help in the desperate search to find the Western Bulldogs. The Western Bulldogs have gone missing this season,…
Dreamteam Friday: Dreamteam coach assaulted by girlfriend for repeatedly checking scores
Andrew Smith, head-coach of Dreamteam-side Smithy’s Superstars, is today in a serious but stable condition after being rushed to Melbourne’s Epworth Hospital on Sunday following an alleged assault by his…
AFL investigates suspicious bet on Port Adelaide
In a drastic overreaction to the spot-fixing saga that has rocked the AFL, The White Maggot can reveal the AFL has launched an investigation into suspicious betting patterns in the…
Brownlow scandal: Goodes polls in Eagles/Bulldogs clash
The credibility of the Brownlow Medal is in tatters today after it was revealed that experienced umpire Dean Margetts was pressured to give votes to Sydney Swans captain Adam Goodes following Sunday’s…
I was not refused entry to Boutique nightclub: Nixon
Disgraceful former player agent Ricky Nixon has angrily denied media reports that he was refused entry at exclusive Melbourne nightclub Boutique last Friday night. “It’s utter nonsense – it…
Craig defends Walker’s alcoholism
Adelaide coach Neil Craig has jumped to the defence of Taylor Walker, after the enigmatic forward was seen drinking a beer at a Foxtel Cup match on Saturday morning. “People…
White Maggots divided over Warnock cheap-shots
The White Maggots could not decide which of their cheap-shots at Robbie Warnock warranted publication so we’ve left it for you to decide. After reading both posts please feel free…
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