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Most popular TWM article announced – #1 TWM Countdown

Most popular TWM article announced – #1 TWM Countdown

Well it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. We can imagine what the water-cooler chat has been like all week – “A best-of within their first 6 months? Who…

Impoverished Roos forced to host Grand Final breakfast at soup kitchen

Impoverished Roos forced to host Grand Final breakfast at soup kitchen

In the furthest indication yet of the widening gap between the “haves” and “have nots” of the AFL, the North Melbourne Football Club has been forced to host its traditional…

Ricky Nixon Scandal – #2 TWM Countdown

Ricky Nixon Scandal – #2 TWM Countdown

When you’re writing a satirical football blog, you pray for incidents like the scandal that engulfed Ricky Nixon earlier this season.  Here are our favourites from the multitude of articles…

Victoria Police warn of increased presence of Magpies fans in Melbourne CBD tomorrow

Victoria Police warn of increased presence of Magpies fans in Melbourne CBD tomorrow

Victorian Police have taken the unprecedented step of advising football fans planning to attend Friday’s Grand Final parade to leave all valuables at home. “We are committed to protecting the…

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut – #3 TWM Countdown

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut – #3 TWM Countdown

Remarkably, one of the few positive articles published by The White Maggot, proved to be one of the most popular. Please enjoy a blow-by-blow account of Oscar Dylan Judd’s stunning…

Writer’s block threatens to derail Herald Sun’s grand final preparation

Writer’s block threatens to derail Herald Sun’s grand final preparation

A severe case of writer’s block is threatening to curtail the Herald Sun’s Grand Final week preparations. Editors and journalists have reportedly been locked in around-the-clock brainstorming sessions this week…

I resent fame: Harry O’Brien – #4 TWM Countdown

I resent fame: Harry O’Brien – #4 TWM Countdown

Media shy Collingwood defender Harry O’Brien has been a staple in many TWM articles this season. Please to enjoy the article that got it all started. I resent fame: Harry…

Magpies blow: Umpire Shaun Ryan in doubt for Grand Final

Magpies blow: Umpire Shaun Ryan in doubt for Grand Final

Collingwood has been dealt a fresh injury blow in the lead-up to this week’s Grand Final against Geelong, with news that umpire Shaun Ryan is in doubt for Saturday’s clash.…

Adam Goodes polls in Eagles vs Dogs clash – # 5 on TWM countdown

Adam Goodes polls in Eagles vs Dogs clash – # 5 on TWM countdown

The White Maggot countdown has finally reached the top 5. Rather conveniently, today’s article is relevant to tonight’s Brownlow Medal. What are the odds? Adam Goodes polls in Eagles vs…

Bogan outcry as ethnic-minority female receives Brownlow invite

Bogan outcry as ethnic-minority female receives Brownlow invite

Bogan Australia is in uproar this morning after it learned that, for the first time in AFL history, a woman from an ethnic-minority group has received an invitation to its…

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