Nicoski Nicoski… a young girl’s strange, erot!c journey from Milan to Minsk
What started out as one of our writer’s anger at Melbourne’s insipid performance during an early season loss quickly morphed into one of our most loved and requested themes for…
Afl.com.au successfully loads as players quarantined following exposure to Kyle Reimers – TWM Top 10
The Australian scientific community was in awe earlier this year when a team of NASA scientists successfully loaded afl.com.au. However, the same scientists were in horror after learning that the…
AFL revokes Port Adelaide’s Brownlow invitation
The Port Adelaide Football Club’s invitation to this year’s Brownlow Medal count has been revoked, according to a statement released by the AFL. League CEO Andrew Demetriou said there “wasn’t…
Obsessive Dreamteam coaches and educated members of society who are entertained by The Footy Show – TWM Countdown
Dreamteam related gags have proved fertile ground for The White Maggot this season. If you look closely these gags have identical premises – (1) Dreamteam coaches are too obsessed with…
Magpies reality TV-show in jeopardy as police seize footage in dawn raid
The Collingwood Football Club’s preparation for tomorrow night’s Preliminary Final hit a snag this morning when the club’s highly-anticipated reality TV-show, The Magpies Nest, was placed in jeopardy after police seized all footage in a…
Port Adelaide’s irrelevance as Tigers release memoir of the Wallace years – TWM Countdown
As we finally reach the cusp of the top 10, we reflect on 2 themes we have covered rather comprehensively – the irrelevance of the Port Adelaide Football Club and…
2011 Much-Maligned All-Australian team announced
After the raging success of The White Maggot’s inaugural 2011 Overrated All-Australian Team, it gives us great pleasure to launch the inaugural 2011 Much-Maligned All-Australian team. A recent study conducted…
North Melbourne’s financial incompetence as asterisks etched onto 2008 Hawks premiership cup – TWM Countdown continues
What, it’s still going? Yep, that’s right, The White Maggot countdown continues today with a couple of our favourite subjects – North Melbourne’s financial incompetence and Hawthorn’s undeserved premiership in…
TWM 2011 Overrated All-Australian team announced
The White Maggot is proud to present the inaugural 2011 TWM Overrated All-Australian Team. The admission criteria was simple. We sought to honour the AFL players whose (A) media profile…
Pickering reignites media/manager conflict debate with farcical All-Australian team prediction
Somewhat high-profile player manager and media personality Liam Pickering’s credibility has come under fire today after his indicative All-Australian team, Picker’s Picks, was found to be made-up entirely of players he…
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