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Adelaide residents overwhelmed by entertainment

Adelaide residents overwhelmed by entertainment

The people of Adelaide were left feeling “totally overwhelmed” and ordered by doctors to “have a lie down”, after the city hosted two legitimate acts of entertainment this weekend. Black Caviar…

Obese nobodies insist Dane Swan still fractionally overweight

Obese nobodies insist Dane Swan still fractionally overweight

Despite his best-on-ground heroics during Wednesday’s thrilling ANZAC day victory over Essendon, three morbidly obese AFL commentators and journalists have maintained Brownlow medallist Dane Swan is fractionally overweight. “He’s on the…

Fletcher dedicates ANZAC Day performance to his WWII battalion

Fletcher dedicates ANZAC Day performance to his WWII battalion

Veteran and Essendon defender, Dustin Fletcher, has dedicated his performance during yesterday’s thrilling loss to Collingwood to the members of the regiment he fought with during World War 2.  “ANZAC…

WWII rations diet malnourishes Bombers ahead of ANZAC day clash

WWII rations diet malnourishes Bombers ahead of ANZAC day clash

The odds of Essendon repeating the anomaly that was their round 4 victory over Carlton tomorrow have stretched considerably after coach James Hird forced the entire playing squad onto a strict diet…

Suns will be able to cover Ablett: jokes McKenna

Suns will be able to cover Ablett: jokes McKenna

Gold Coast coach Guy McKenna struggled to retain his composure at a press conference this morning when he joked that the Suns would be able to cover the potential loss…

Zac Dawson to finally reward Saints faith

Zac Dawson to finally reward Saints faith

Fremantle recruit Zac Dawson is confident he will play his best game for the St Kilda Football Club tonight. “I am really looking forward to giving something back to the…

Government pay Murphy’s fine for giving finger to Collingwood cheer-squad

Government pay Murphy’s fine for giving finger to Collingwood cheer-squad

The Australian Government has taken the extraordinary step of fully subsidising Carlton midfielder Marc Murphy’s $900 fine for giving the finger to the Collingwood cheer-squad. “We are elected by the…

Humble Blues release 2012 Premiership memorabilia

Humble Blues release 2012 Premiership memorabilia

Carlton coach Brett Ratten has declared that the club is not getting ahead of itself, despite yesterday launching a comprehensive range of 2012 AFL Premiership memorabilia. “Yeah we’re really trying to keep a lid…

Buckley attacks Channel 7′s new style under Malthouse

Buckley attacks Channel 7′s new style under Malthouse

Collingwood coach Nathan Buckley has launched a stinging attack on Channel Seven’s AFL coverage this season, claiming the network’s new approach was creating uncertainty amongst commentators, including former Collingwood coach Mick…

Struggling to overcome an expansion club how I always envisaged my 350th: Fletcher

Struggling to overcome an expansion club how I always envisaged my 350th: Fletcher

Evergreen Essendon veteran Dustin Fletcher raised more than a few eyebrows yesterday when he said he’d always envisaged his 350th AFL match would involve his beloved Bombers struggling to overcome a…

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