Hype can win us the flag: Hird
Essendon coach James Hird his confirmed that Hype, excessive publicity and the ensuing commotion, could deliver the Bombers a flag this year. “As always, Hype’s been absolutely terrific for us…
“The Letdowns” challenge “The Regretables” for the Worst AFL Trades team crown
Following the unprecedented response to our unveiling of The Regretables this morning, The Daily Maggot has learnt that The Letdowns have sought to challenge The Regretables for the Worst AFL Trades crown. Their line-up is set out below. Who would win? The…
TDM presents “The Regrettables” – the AFL’s worst trades in one team
With media talk of the introduction of a mid-season draft and trade period, The Daily Maggot is please to release The Regrettables – a team of AFL trade debacles. The Regrettables is a…
Hawks seek to re-establish unsociable culture, starting off-field
In an attempt to reverse the club’s on-field fortunes and re-capture its premiership form, Hawthorn Football Club coach Alistair Clarkson has called on his players to establish an unsociable culture…
Jake King hospitalised with giant heart
Enigmatic Richmond forward Jake King was rushed to Epworth Hospital after the Tiger’s emphatic victory over Hawthorn on Saturday night, complaining of various symptoms believed to be caused by his…
Metro Trains to run additional train services at half time of Melbourne v Carlton match
Metro Trains has announced that it will put on additional train services departing Richmond and Jolimont stations at half time of Sunday’s clash between Melbourne and Carlton. “Ordinarily, we will…
Carlton fans urged to think of the environment when disposing of membership cards
Carlton supporters have been urged to ensure they act responsibly when disposing of membership cards in the wake of Sunday’s dispiriting 69-point loss to Adelaide. The mass-disposal of Carlton memberships…
The Daily Maggot Facebook and Twitter Ticket Giveaway
As we mentioned earlier in the week, The Daily Maggot is giving away tickets this week to lucky readers who either “like” The Daily Maggot on Facebook or “follows” The Daily…
Swans to secure Grandmother Kennelly under rarely used Grandmother / Grandson Rule
The Sydney Swans are poised to secure Tadhg Kennelly’s 88-year-old grandmother, Ms Kennelly, under the rarely utilised Grandmother /Grandson Rule. Kennelly, analysing Sydney’s emphatic 101-point demolition of the Melbourne Football…
S&P downgrade the shinboner spirit to junk status
The world’s leading credit rating agency, Standard & Poors, has downgraded the shinboner spirit to junk status following North Melbourne’s final quarter capitulation to SANFL side Port Adelaide Power on…
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