AFL player provides meaningful insight during pre-match press-conference
The AFL is investigating unconfirmed reports that Hawthorn player, Sam Mitchell, spoke honestly and provided insight during a press-conference in the lead up to the Hawks clash against Carlton at…
TDM proudly presents “The Egos” – the AFL’s most arrogant team
On the back of the success of ‘The Regretables’ and ‘The Letdowns’, The Daily Maggot today launches ‘The Egos’ – a team of AFL players who possess sizeable egos. The team…
Season-crippling scandal probably just days away: Saints CEO
St Kilda Football Club CEO Michael Nettlefold has conceded that a season-crippling scandal involving his club is “probably just days away”. Nettlefold cut a sorry figure at Saints training yesterday, the…
Swans engage Luke Nolen to provide tips on fading out during sporting events
The Sydney Football club has engaged the services of Black Caviar’s jockey, Luke Nolen, to advise on how best to fade out in the concluding stages of a sporting event.…
Dees break through for first GWS victory in club’s 153 year history
The Melbourne Football Club has broken the longest drought in professional sports, beating Greater Western Sydney yesterday at the MCG for the first time in its 153 year history. The…
AFL positive drug tests at record lows as masking agent use soars
The AFL has lauded the success of its 3-strike drug policy after only 6 players returned positive tests to illicit drugs and a record 324 players tested positive to masking…
Giants set to rest key players for clash against lowly Dees
Greater Western Sydney Head of Marketing, Kevin Sheedy, has announced that the Giants will rest a number of key players for Sunday’s match against Melbourne at the MCG. Opposition clubs,…
Melbourne Earthquake linked to Phil Scully’s return
The US Geological Survey believe the 5.3 magnitude earthquake which rocked Victoria last night may have been caused by the return of Greater Western Sydney recruiter Phil Scully to the…
Nation shocked as Paul Roos makes observation without reference to Swans coaching days
The football world is in shock this morning following news than Fox Sports commentator Paul Roos made a comment without reference to his days as coach of the Sydney Swans.…
Crows/Eagles lobby AFL for Adelaide/Perth Grand Final
In a move that’s sure to further infuriate Victorian football purists, the West Coast Eagles and Adelaide Crows have begun lobbying the AFL to move this year’s Grand Final to…
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