Former Collingwood coach seen dancing on gravesite in Carlton cemetery
A man fitting the description of a former coach of the Collingwood Football Club was yesterday seen dancing jubilantly on a freshly laid grave in the Melbourne General Cemetery in…
Roos finals commentary role in jeopardy following allegations of Swans bias
Paul Roos’ finals commentary role is in jeopardy this morning after the Swans’ drought-breaking Premiership coach was widely criticized for “repeatedly barracking” during Fox Sports’ coverage of Sydney’s narrow loss…
Carlton fan strangely absent from work today
The Carlton supporter who sits next to you at work called-in sick today the Associated Press reported. Seemingly in fine health and spirits on Friday, something must have happened over…
“What did you expect when you hire a fitness manager called ‘The Weapon’?”: The Weapon
Essendon high performance manager, Dean ‘The Weapon’ Robinson, has defended himself amidst criticism that he is to blame for the Bombers’ growing injury list, claiming his self-imposed nickname was intended…
Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player
Lifelong Kangaroos fan Troy Makepeace “swore [he] saw a North Melbourne player ” in the Melbourne CBD yesterday afternoon. “I was sitting in a cafe minding my own business and…
AFL to interview Blind Freddy as part of Dees tanking investigation
The AFL Tanking investigation into Melbourne’s 2009 season has been widened today with news that AFL Integrity Officer, Brett Clothier, will interview Blind Freddy as part of the probe. The…
Majority of Bombers fans still believe it’s 2000: Report
The vast majority of Essendon supporters still believe it to be the year 2000, a report released yesterday by the University of Melbourne’s Centre for Unnecessary and Irrelevant Research revealed.…
“I once killed a house full of people” – Big Brother contestant reveals “secret”
The Big Brother house was last night thrown into a state of chaos after a contestant was made to reveal their “secret” that they had once murdered a house full…
Oxford award Dermott Brereton honoury Ph.D in Linguistics
Oxford University, the world’s oldest and second most prestigious university behind La Trobe’s Bundoora campus, has awarded Hawthorn champion Dermott Brereton an honoury Ph.D in Linguistics for his peerless use of first-person singular pronouns.…
Phil Scully vows to take criticism on the chins
In the lead up to his son’s match against his former club Melbourne on Saturday, Greater Western Sydney recruiter Phil Scully has vowed to take any criticism for his controversial…
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