Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player

Recent studies have concluded it’s impossible to accurately name more than two people on this poster.

Lifelong Kangaroos fan Troy Makepeace “swore [he] saw a North Melbourne player ” in the Melbourne CBD yesterday afternoon.

“I was sitting in a cafe minding my own business and he walked in. I was like oh my God…is that…um… Leigh Adams… no ummm¬†that other unassuming Kangaroos midfielder… umm… Bastinac, Ryan Bastinac… no wait… Leigh Harding. Is he still on the list?”

“Then it hit me….I have no idea what the f*ck any of those guys look like.”

The Kangaroos are currently¬†the form team of the competition and club officials are concerned that increased public attention associated with being relevant a football team may impact the side’s on-field performance.

The club’s concerns escalated yesterday after midfielder Sam Wright contacted police after being approached by a 6-year-old girl requesting an “autograph”.

One Response to Guy in cafe may have recognised Kangaroos player

  1. Stuart McPhee Reply

    September 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Made even funnier due to Troy Makepeace being an ex-Kangaroos player. Well played sir.

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