Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

The Carlton supporter who sits next to you at work called-in sick today the Associated Press reported.

Seemingly in fine health and spirits on Friday, something must have happened over the course of the weekend, potentially at 10:45pm on Saturday, the report continued.

Jim from the Mailroom has spent the better part of the morning scouring his Facebook page. The report suggests he has alerted management that, strangely, several unnecessarily provocative posts including the phrase “Da da da┬áda da” and some highlighting the resurgence of Jarrad Waite and Brock McLean have been removed.

It is understood that Jill from Procurement briefly made contact with him via phone, but hung-up after the uncontrollable weeping of a grown man got a bit too much to take, even though she later admitted to Kathy from Payroll that it was “kind of satisfying in a really vindictive way.”

3 Responses to Carlton fan strangely absent from work today

  1. Paul Reply

    August 27, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Just leave us alone!! ;-)

  2. Andrew Reply

    August 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    This is gold as I am a relief teacher. Got called out to a school today and what is on the desk of the teacher I am covering for? A Carlton coffe mug… too good.

  3. Tim Reply

    August 28, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Do an article about how the winner of Dream Team will get to coach Carlton next year.

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